(My funny reactions in brackets)
Felix Duke (shoo...so you cant even spell Zenith Bank properly?)
ATTENTION SIR, (so sorry for you..I'm not a Sir..error, error, error!)THIS IS THE MANAGER ZENITH BANK INTERNATIONAL (So you think i'm a fool abi?).WE ARE IN CHARGE (No way, i'm in charge here!) AND ASSIGN PAYMENT BANK FOR CONTRACTORS PAYMENT (Oh, really. I'm impressed) .I HEREBY INFORM YOU ON THE NEW DEVELOPMENT AND THE FILE (Incomplete sentences and unsolicited information..mtchew!) BROUGHT BEFORE MY
TABLE (Before your Table or on your table? Which one?) FOR REMMITANCE (Remittance, not remmitance..incorrect spellings are your biggest challenges. How on earth didi you get this job?).THRE (not again!) IS ONE Mustafa Quzag FROM UNITED STATE (Wrong!States..many states) OF AMERICA WITH THE FOLLOWING BANKING INFORMATION (Thank God for the correct spellings so far!) BELOW WHO CLAIM TO BE YOUR NEXT OF KIN (that's not a problem, check my profile on facebook and see how many pictures i snapped with him), WHOM (whom? I feel like donating 2 slaps...!) INFORMED US THAT YOU DIED (You will died..your people will died..in short, all of you will died) OF A THROATCANCER (Same to you!!!) AND HE IS TO RECEIVE YOUR CONTRACT SUM (Give him, give him all your Vault and let Sanusi Lamido sign it).
BANK NAME:UNION BANK OF CALIFONIA (Ah! Califonia..wrong spelling)
ACCOUNT NUMBER:072220-23462 (lie lie!)
ROUTING NUMBER:122000495 (fake fake!)
SWIFT CODE:BOFCU533MPX (lie lie!)
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO URGENTLY REPLY (Why, if you can't tell me how you became a scam pusher, i won't reply..not urgently!)THIS MAIL IF IT IS NOT TRUE (it's true o..send him all your family money!)OR ONCE WE DID (wrong?) NOT HEAR FROM YOU WE WILL GO AHEAD AND MAKE THIS PAYMENT. (if you dare threaten to pay again without paying, no be your father born you...Idiotic peperenpe!)
YOURS FAITHFULLY (i know how unfaithful you are, my dear)
Rev.Felix Duke (Rev. my last toe..your special bed in hell has been shipped from Mouka!)